So it’s good to know that the TSA is working to keep us safe from those dangerous grandmas.

The last link is the story of a pluck grandma. A TSA troll decided to feel her up. When grandma objected, saying she didn’t want to be felt up, the TSA troll said, “I’m not feeling you up.” To which the pluck grandma replied, “I know what it feels like to be felt up; my husband’s been feeling me up for 40 years.” Finally, our pluck grandma decided to give the TSA troll a demonstration of what it feel like to be felt up (always helpful and considerate, these plucky grandmas).

The TSA troll took issue with this, and now our wonderful Secret Police have scored a major victory in the War on Terrorism: the pluck grandma faces a huge fine and a year in the federal pen. So ladies, just accept that your boobies are not your own while traveling through US Airports and we’ll all get along just swell.

Oh well. Here’s a story about religious people finally organizing to oppose what the right wing thugs have done in the name of Christ. I figured it might balance out the one from yesterday, not that I’m letting Christians in this country off the hook for one second until I see them in the streets.